there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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