last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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