it wasn't lemon gatorade
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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