If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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