Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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