That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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