I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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