your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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