there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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