sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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