Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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