i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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