you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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