me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
