so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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