Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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