talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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