i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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