My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
