David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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