She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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