i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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