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say what?
wanna hang out?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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