Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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