I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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