Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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