They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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