I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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