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proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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