oh god the rape fog is back!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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