it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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