I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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