White coat. Heels.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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