HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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