Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize