I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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