Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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