Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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