I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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