dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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