Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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