Quick, to the slutcave!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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