Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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