: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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