I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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