My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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