so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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