I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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