On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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