11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
