Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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