no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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