Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
