yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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